It's ya girl Shaquueeesha... Roundin up this week's humor and news. Enjoy!
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Nas' Former Girlfriend Carmen Bryan To Release Tell-All Book entitled: It's No Secret: From Nas to Jay-Z, from Seduction to Scandal. Shes droppin names like Jay-Z, Beyonce, Nas, Diddy, Kelis and Allen Iverson to name a few. She shares a a daughter with Nasir Jones (Nas) and was at the center of the infamous Jay-Z/Nas rap war. "There is not just one love story in the book. There are actually several," said Bryan." ......You get your Hustle on Girl.

FOXY'S PROJECT IS GETTING CANNED? I guess there are rumors that Foxy Brown's album is being canned because of all the bad publicity she's been getting over the last year. Rumors say Jay-Z is pissed at Foxy's lack of productivity on her album "Black Roses". One source reveals "The album has been plagued as a result of Foxy's hearing loss, constant legal woes and horrible publicity. Regardless, the label has poured tons of money into her project, pushed the album back four times, and Foxy still hasn't been able to produce anything but embarrassing editorial features."

CHRIS ROCK FILES FOR DIVORCE Comedian Chris Rock has become the latest celebrity to file for divorce.The comic is ending his 10-year marriage to Malaak Compton Rock. Ironically, Rock has just finished shooting his latest movie "I Think I Love My Wife." The couple wed in November, 1996. They have two daughters. Looks like all those wifey jokes backfired atcha!

Comedian Katt Williams was arrested on November 6 at the Los Angeles International Airport after officials found a weapon concealed in his carry-on luggage. According to reports, Williams was arrested at 3p.m. in Terminal 5 after security officers discovered what one law enforcement source called a "cheap, Saturday night special." Police were called to the scene and Williams was arrested and booked on felony charges of carrying a concealed weapon along with other undisclosed offenses. Authorities allege that the concealed weapon had been stolen. Three additional weapons were packed in baggage that Williams had previously checked in. Sources also claim that Williams is wanted in Kalamazoo, MI on an outstanding warrant.Damm Homie, You need to rush out a rap album real quick like..!!!

THE ONE-GLOVED WONDER IS MAKING A COMEBACK!! Michael Jackson is set to perform "Thriller" during the World Music Awards on November 15th in London. He is also going to receive the Diamond Award, given to artists who sell more than 100 million albums. He's also got his big comeback album underway. It was announced last week that the King of Pop was starting to record his album with Will.i.am from Black Eyed Peas. Shuuuummmmonna!!

Beyonce Knowles and Eva Longoria are teaming up on the big screen to play lesbian lovers!! The pop star and Desperate Housewives' actress has been approached to star in period piece "Tipping the Velvet", to be directed by Sofia Coppolla. Based on a raunchy Sarah Waters novel it tells the tale of an 1890s music hall star and her lover. Longoria says, "Yes it's true, we're talking about doing that. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story. Knowles adds, "We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment."